Lots of fourth wall breaking alert
Joke and Nonsense Talk for Every Chapter
Chapter1
Sky:"Hi!I'm Sky!"
Chris:"I know you are Sky."
Sky:"Hey!Chris!This is my first appearance in this segment,can't you just say something nice?"
Chris:"No...So why are we here again?
Sky:"Well~it's because...*whisper*our writer might get lazy of typing the whole passage or just out of
idea,so in order to prevent the viewers from getting bored of waiting for the updates,we are asked
to joking around to entertain them."
Chris:"Okay~So what should we talk about?"
Sky:"Well~Let me started it...Hey!Did you notice that there's some change in the story?"
Chris:"Like?"
Sky:"Itsuki and the octopus...they both have their 'length' change...
Chris:"Oh yes!The octopus change from 2 meters to 4...and poor Itsuki he supposed to be taller than
that."
Sky:"Maybe the octopus is more significant than Itsuki..."
Itsuki:"Why am I in this segment again?..."
Chapter2&3
Chris:"Hey!I just realize that someone are stalking on us."
Sky:"Ha!I knew it!I have a secret admirer after all."
Ai:"..."
Sky:"Ah!Ai!It's just you!I thought are some hot chicks!Hey Ai!Are you stalking on us?"
Narrator:"If you continue,some of the important secret info might leak out."
Sky:"You are here too?So~you're the stalker."
Narrator:"*took out a pen* i'm going to draw some whiskers on you."
Sky:"No!Sorry!Please don't...ahhh!!!"
Chapter4
Sky:"Why is Seito the protagonist in this chapter,aren't I'm suppose to be the first main character?"
Chris:"Maybe you show out too much...oh!And I heard some rumors that he will be the next chapter
protagonist as well..."
Narrator:"Not really...that's suppose to be the Christmas special edition,which is suppose to be in the
special event segment..."
Sky:"Glad to hear that...So~Ladies and gentlemen,please take note...it will be uploaded on the day
of Christmas 25th December 2011...remember to read it okay?Eventhough I'm not the protagonist...
Seito:"Huh?*oblivious on what happen*"
Sky:"Oh!I just realize that this chapter is in a big disorder..."
Chris:"Maybe our narrator is not in mood."
Sky:"Well~The way Seito's fighting make me think of Pokemon..."
Chris:"Haha!"
Seito:"No.100 Nullifyer."
Sky and Chris:"Run for your life!!!"
Chapter5
Sky:"This is sure a long chapter."
Chris:"Guess the writer really has no time recently..."
Sky:"Yeah...she just started her second year in pre-u..."
Chris:"I just realise that she don't even update the special event.."
Sky:"This is sure a boring chapter...I don't have much chance to show out...hope next chapter would
have more chance..."
Chris:"Err..not really..."
Sky:"What?!"
Chris:"Hehe..."
Chapter6
Sky:"Chris!!!"
Chris:"What?"
Sky:"Why you did all this to me!!!"
Chris:"You did have a lot of show out in this chapter."
Sky:"I'm in this chapter as 'the immortal'!!!"
Chris:"Hehe!"
Sky:"I wonder why a short chapter like this took almost a half year?"
Chris:"But glad the writer is back on track again."
Chapter7
Chris:"Wow!That's a fast one!"
Sky:"And without any plot."
Narrator:"...*rushing for special event*..."
Sky:"So~As the front page say...we will having a special double event."
Chris:"Any trailer?"
Sky:"No!"
Chris:"Spoiler?"
Sky:"Shut up!"
Seito:"Hmm...they switch row."
Chapter 11
Sky:"Uh...Where is chapter 8,9,10?
Chris:"Better don't ask, one and a half year is a little bit too...hmm."
Sky:"And she said the next one will be a double chapter."
Chris:"With Halloween event."
Sky:" 'Convincing' huh?"
Writter:"..."
Chapter 13
Sky:"Wait a minute, wait a minute! What's with all this sudden character setting change of Chris."
Chris:" He-he..."
Sky:"And what with the 2nd protagonist? all the sudden? why?"
Chris :" That's a good question, even i wanted an answer... anyway, a halloween event is coming, in which it's supposed to be the continuation for the 2015 event...uh Sky?"
Sky: " Chris...you betrayed me.."
Chris:"haha..."
Chapter 14
Sky:"Chris, don't you think that the end of this chapter indicate this story might turn into a yaoi? you and me.
Chris:" not really, you should go for chapter 15's prologue... i think i might be a bi...ah never mind"
Random timeline~~~
Sky: "OMG! For the sake of Me, he is making an appearance in a picture show in form of video!!! I thought I was the protagonist?!"
Chris: "You 'was'..."
Sky: :"Chris..."
Chris: "Jk...By the way, you might having your own picture show soon enough. So, don't mind."
Sky: " Really? Why am I not informed of it?"
Chris:" Because you are an idiot, that's it. Cased close.
Chapter 13 - 35
Sky: "Basically this chapter and the previous chapters are purely to make the title of this story less awkward. Although it's still doesn't make sense."
Chris: "And so, we are doing this joke thingy again. Well, instead of jokes, it's more like a self roasting party."
Sky: "Haha... Indeed."
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Chris: "Hmm... Your prediction actually came true."
Sky: "What prediction?"
Chris: "About the BL stuffs."
Sky: "You are talking about Blaze eh? We are just..."
Maria: "Sora - kun is as cute as always~~ *snuggle snuggle*... Don't use my codename when we are not in any mission 'kay?"
Sky: "Ah! Stop it! This is turning 18+... Help me Chris."
Chris sighed and slowly leave the scene.
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Sky: "Why America though?"
Chris: "Well, probably because the range is quite wide and used commonly in most of the drama and stories. Or just our dear writer was too lazy to think of another place."
Sky: "Okay~... And why are you becoming a cat freak?"
Chris: "Because good looking man and cute kitties are the best combination, and cats are fluffy and soft."
Sky: "Ahaha... He is really get into the cat freak character."
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Sky: "Hmm... Why are we having those common eastern death gods thing in this story now? Aren't it's a bit too cheesy? I mean, you know how common it had been used in games and manga?"
Chris: "Well, just consider that as some random girl's reverse harem fantasy, maybe it's easier to write with all those bubbles and excitement in her head."
Sky: "Yeah right, like you new character settings."
Chris: "Shut up."
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Sky: "I wonder why 'Ganbu' was separated into two characters, I always thought the snake and turtle are as one body."
Chris : "Well,don't you think this setting is a bit cute? With the contrasting personality and looks, most importantly, still remember that reverse harem thing? I guess she applied that in the celestial beast as well."
Sky: "Hmm... Now I really looking forwards to the debut of the remaining celestial beast."
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Sky :"It seems like someone had been watching too much ghost adventure show."
Chris :"Most importantly, those super cringy one."
Sky :"But those baked marshmallow thing looks really... Uh... Awkward."
Chris :"Someone thought they can attract people with that level of drawing."
Sky :"Haha..."
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Sky: "Basically this chapter and the previous chapters are purely to make the title of this story less awkward. Although it's still doesn't make sense."
Chris: "And so, we are doing this joke thingy again. Well, instead of jokes, it's more like a self roasting party."
Sky: "Haha... Indeed."
~~~~~~~
Chris: "Hmm... Your prediction actually came true."
Sky: "What prediction?"
Chris: "About the BL stuffs."
Sky: "You are talking about Blaze eh? We are just..."
Maria: "Sora - kun is as cute as always~~ *snuggle snuggle*... Don't use my codename when we are not in any mission 'kay?"
Sky: "Ah! Stop it! This is turning 18+... Help me Chris."
Chris sighed and slowly leave the scene.
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Sky: "Why America though?"
Chris: "Well, probably because the range is quite wide and used commonly in most of the drama and stories. Or just our dear writer was too lazy to think of another place."
Sky: "Okay~... And why are you becoming a cat freak?"
Chris: "Because good looking man and cute kitties are the best combination, and cats are fluffy and soft."
Sky: "Ahaha... He is really get into the cat freak character."
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Sky: "Hmm... Why are we having those common eastern death gods thing in this story now? Aren't it's a bit too cheesy? I mean, you know how common it had been used in games and manga?"
Chris: "Well, just consider that as some random girl's reverse harem fantasy, maybe it's easier to write with all those bubbles and excitement in her head."
Sky: "Yeah right, like you new character settings."
Chris: "Shut up."
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Sky: "I wonder why 'Ganbu' was separated into two characters, I always thought the snake and turtle are as one body."
Chris : "Well,don't you think this setting is a bit cute? With the contrasting personality and looks, most importantly, still remember that reverse harem thing? I guess she applied that in the celestial beast as well."
Sky: "Hmm... Now I really looking forwards to the debut of the remaining celestial beast."
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Sky :"It seems like someone had been watching too much ghost adventure show."
Chris :"Most importantly, those super cringy one."
Sky :"But those baked marshmallow thing looks really... Uh... Awkward."
Chris :"Someone thought they can attract people with that level of drawing."
Sky :"Haha..."
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Chapter 35 ++
Sky :"Ah! Now even those little creatures had a picture."
Chris :"Mhm... Never thought it would be this cute..."
Sky :"Hey! Stop playing with it, your hands are freezing!"
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Sky :"Oh my! I never imagine you to be so evil!"
Chris :"Is that so? I guess you haven't really see my real evil side..."
Sky :"Ah... No no no... I'm just kidding... AHHH!"
Sky :"Ah! Now even those little creatures had a picture."
Chris :"Mhm... Never thought it would be this cute..."
Sky :"Hey! Stop playing with it, your hands are freezing!"
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Sky :"Oh my! I never imagine you to be so evil!"
Chris :"Is that so? I guess you haven't really see my real evil side..."
Sky :"Ah... No no no... I'm just kidding... AHHH!"
Nothing To Do With Main Chapters Thingy
Sky :"Chris, say rat and cat."
Chris :"Why?"
Sky :"Just say it."
Chris :"Rat and cat."
Sky :"Now say cat and rat."
Chris :"Cat and rat. Are you planning something?"
Sky :"Just tag along. Now say rat, rat and cat, cat."
Chris :"Rat...*a bit embarassed*...rat, rat and cat, cat."
Sky :"Now cat cat and rat rat."
Chris :"Cat cat and rat rat."
Sky :"Now answer this question, what did cat afraid of?"
Chris :"Rat."
Sky :"Hahahaha... Are you sure about it?"
Chris :"Yes... Look at Marumaru."
Marumaru hided under Chris's bed and shivering after he showed her a toy rat...
Sky :"Chris, say rat and cat."
Chris :"Why?"
Sky :"Just say it."
Chris :"Rat and cat."
Sky :"Now say cat and rat."
Chris :"Cat and rat. Are you planning something?"
Sky :"Just tag along. Now say rat, rat and cat, cat."
Chris :"Rat...*a bit embarassed*...rat, rat and cat, cat."
Sky :"Now cat cat and rat rat."
Chris :"Cat cat and rat rat."
Sky :"Now answer this question, what did cat afraid of?"
Chris :"Rat."
Sky :"Hahahaha... Are you sure about it?"
Chris :"Yes... Look at Marumaru."
Marumaru hided under Chris's bed and shivering after he showed her a toy rat...
Chicken Soup of Negativities
Sky :"Think positively."
Chris :"So you will realise how important those negativities are after you get drained out by those positivities."
Sky :"..."
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Sky :"Don't worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try."
Chris :"Once you tried, you will get use of all the failures, so no worries."
Sky :"Uh..."
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Sky :"What others think about you is none of your business."
Chris :"Unless it's your mom or those tyrant who paid your salaries."
Sky :"Ah..."
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Sky :"If it ain't fun, don't do it."
Chris :"If life ain't fun, do you encourage suicide?"
Sky :"Mmm... I feel you there."
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Sky :"There is no right reaction, there is only your reaction."
Chris :"Try to say that in front of your mom or boss."
Sky :"Is someone having grudge with their mom and boss?"
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Sky :"Sometimes you dance with partner, and sometimes you dance alone. But the important things is to keep dancing."
Chris :"Are you having discrimination with those who can't dance?"
Sky :"..."
Sky :"Think positively."
Chris :"So you will realise how important those negativities are after you get drained out by those positivities."
Sky :"..."
~~~~~
Sky :"Don't worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try."
Chris :"Once you tried, you will get use of all the failures, so no worries."
Sky :"Uh..."
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Sky :"What others think about you is none of your business."
Chris :"Unless it's your mom or those tyrant who paid your salaries."
Sky :"Ah..."
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Sky :"If it ain't fun, don't do it."
Chris :"If life ain't fun, do you encourage suicide?"
Sky :"Mmm... I feel you there."
~~~--
Sky :"There is no right reaction, there is only your reaction."
Chris :"Try to say that in front of your mom or boss."
Sky :"Is someone having grudge with their mom and boss?"
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Sky :"Sometimes you dance with partner, and sometimes you dance alone. But the important things is to keep dancing."
Chris :"Are you having discrimination with those who can't dance?"
Sky :"..."